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The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup

The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup

Rated 4.62 out of 5 based on 26 customer ratings
(26 customer reviews)
When you want a dildo that doesn’t feel like it’s going to split you in half, The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup dildo is the guy for the job. Tell yourself you took Miguel home after his shift and had a good time or that he picked you up at the bar. He’s an average guy with a six inch dong and up for a good time. Because it’s made of rubber, you can have him when and how you want anytime and anyplace. Now your fantasy can have a name - Miguel the Bartender.
SKU: WF0130-0


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Weight0.70 lbs









Waterproof Suction Cup





Product Description

Ever met a guy somewhere and wished you could take him, or at least his dong, home with you? Now you can with the Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup. Even better, this dildo is up for anything, anywhere, anytime. Made of high quality rubber, take your dong into the tub or shower with you. Add it to your harness and have a good time with your partner. Use the suction cup to keep Miguel in place and have your way with him. Penetrate yourself, practice your blowjob techniques, or pretend you’re the partner of Miguel’s fantasies. The veiny texture and beige color add to the realism of this dildo. Average Joe designed the Miguel to be more like the average penis so you can have a more realistic experience. A water-based lube is recommended with this dildo.

This Dildo’s Top Features

  • Length: 7.5 inches
  • Insertable length: 6 inches
  • Suction cup
  • Harness compatible
  • Phthalate free
  • Waterproof
  • Made of TPR/TPE
  • Phallic shape
  • Veiny texture
  • Color: Beige
  • Suction cup
  • Harness compatible
  • Brand: Average Joe
  • Manufactured by Topco Sales

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26 reviews for The Bartender Miguel Dong Suction Cup

  1. Rated 5 out of 5


    Very satisfying!
    I finally got the courage to buy myself something I can use when I'm feeling exceptionally frisky and after some digging around and reading dozens of reviews and comparing items, I got myself this lovely gem. For $20 you can't beat it. It's actually a lot bigger than I expected it to be and I am NOT complaining! It's not too big or too girthy that it hurts when I use it and I'm a pretty petite lady at 4'11" It's surprisingly realistic all the way from the urethra opening to the veins in the shaft and even the balls and it even feels like the real thing! I've seen a few comments about it having a smell and there is a *very mild* odor straight out of the box but after washing it with a mild soap and a few uses, the smell is barely noticeable. Also, the suction cup works well in the shower or on any flat and smooth surface. For my first toy, this is beyond satisfactory and the price was worth it. I will definitely buy it again!

  2. Rated 4 out of 5


    nice feeling
    good overall. realistic feeling, but not for oral due to strong material smelling.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5


    A nice sized cock for intermediate anal, in my opinion
    This is a nice dildo, and it feels fairly realistic, with decent girth, and a length that most people can take. If you're into size and have been playing, you'll probably want to go bigger in girth. However, this is a great toy! You can't go wrong for the price! It feels great!

  4. Rated 2 out of 5


    Too stiff and rough
    I read all the reviews and I decided to give it a try. Looks wise it looks good. Going inside it feel too rough and it is not soft. I guess the old saying is true you get what you pay for and I would have been better off spending the extra $20-$30 for quality. PS there shipping is real good and quick that's why they got 2 stars instead of 1

  5. Rated 5 out of 5


    Real! Real!
    Great real looking dildo at this price! My girlfriend thoroughly enjoyed and energetically sucked it several times! Amazing sex drive with this toy! Every sex lovers, please buy one!!

  6. Rated 5 out of 5


    bought this as a newbie and I love it! I've had it a couple months now and I've used it lots! it's the perfect size and it's not expensive.

  7. Rated 4 out of 5

    Bi-Texan (verified owner)

    The material this product is made from is great. NO SMELL. The size is perfect for me. A little lube and away you go. This thing is realistic in size which makes play times a lot easier and clean up is a breeze. I would recommend this to anyone beginner or experienced.

  8. Rated 3 out of 5

    Sex Toy Dave (verified owner)

    Suction cup is not strong
    This is a quality dildo for the price, but the suction cup is not that great. Its does work, but I don't think it would stay fastened to even a glass surface with much pulling on it.

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    LM (verified owner)

    Couple fun
    This is a great dong. I originally bought this for some strap on fun with the wife, our first time with it we simulated a 3some with her taking in while I went down on her. She loved it, and said that we need to find another toy for when she rides me that this one was for her. It fits well in a harness and she wore it as I sucked her cock. It is a perfect size, not too big and not too small.

  10. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    everything has it place
    Good to start with but not to keep at it or finish with. Lacks in girth, but she loves the feel

  11. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    suction cup
    the one negative comment i have is that the suction cup could have been better

  12. Rated 4 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    This dildo was great for me. I loved that it's not very textured. It could have used more width and the suction cup isn't the best, but still, it's pretty decent. Not only was Miguel great in the ass, but, it was fun to suck on, too. i can't wait to buy other Average Joe products.

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    average joe
    OMG average Joe was more that I expected is so big and it feels so good I recommend it and it doesn't have a plastic smell. it's my first time buying something like this and for sure is not my last.

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    lov3 (verified owner)

    We'll invite Miguel back for sure!
    Miguel was very realist looking. I especially liked that it was not as rigid at it first appeared. His balls were tight and felt fantastic on my ass. My boyfriend used it on me as I went down on him and I can assure you that Miguel made the perfect third wheel in our little THREESOME, I'm definately looking forward to using him again!

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    sjd (verified owner)

    Best ever
    This is the best dildo that I have ever purchased. I have tried many but this one is the best; especially for the price. The perfect size and shape and firmness for what I want for ass play. It fits my ass perfectly and gives the perfect amount of stimulation. I find this dildo even better then the more expensive cyber-skin ultra cocks. I can ride this forever without any discomfort. No pain; just pure pleasure! I can highly recommend this item.

  16. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    very worth the money
    I'll admit it, this was my first time purchasing a dildo. And, I must say, it won't be the last, now. This one is great! It hits all the right spots and I can go for hours!

  17. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    Great for a gay man
    I purchased this toy after much research. It came down to Miguel and the more popular, "all American whopper". Miguel won. And I am happy he did. This toy looks and feels real. It's fun to blow, but even more fun to ride. The size is perfect and the suction cup works well enough for me. My only complaint is that the balls are starting to tear off. I think im just a little to wild with it though;) overall, I recommend it, a very good dildo, perfect for anal use.

  18. Rated 5 out of 5

    JP (verified owner)

    Her new best friend
    At first it was a little bit to large for her, my wife soon she was riding with much delight. I enjoyed myself watching her get off to someone else's cock. I have tried before to get her to play with dildos in the past, (I seem to mistake sizes, and try with dildos way to big for her), this one is the right size for her. Another good toy for our toy box.

  19. Rated 5 out of 5

    Daniel (verified owner)

    Miguel the bartender is by far a great buy for the money. My wife and I have tried several others, but none compares to the quality and intense joy she gets from using this one. The size is a bit thick, more like 2", but for the wife this is very satisfying and she get incredible orgasms. I have never had her ask to use the other dildos but she asked the other night if we could play with Miguel. A great buy and a bonus no smell. Only downside is the suction cup – it does not work well.

  20. Rated 5 out of 5

    Play Time (verified owner)

    Perfect fit
    Average Joe is perfect in my opinion. He is real to life size @ 6" and 5.4" round. He is firm yet not so firm that he is not real. He moves with me and hits me deep inside while his balls push up against my ass. Joe's texture is very nice. I would like the suction cup to be stronger, but maybe I'm too wild? Joe is one of my favorite toys. I'm very happy with my purchase.

  21. Rated 5 out of 5

    Heather (verified owner)

    I got this today and could not wait to try it out. When I first took it out of the package, I was a little worried, as it seemed so much thicker than anything Ive ever taken on. After some coaxing and quite a bit of lube, it was amazing! I could feel every vein, the texture is perfect. I will definitley be adding this to my daily routine. I havent quite figured out the suction cup yet, but at this point I am satisfied with or without that feature.

  22. Rated 5 out of 5

    J (verified owner)

    Very realistic
    First of all…THIS product is AWESOME!! I was not expecting it to be soo lifelike. The description was spot on in length and girth. I would recommend you know what you can handle. It was a little intimidating when I opened the package. I do use it regularly, although I haven't tried the suction. When I opened the package, I was expecting a smell (from being plastic). There isn't one. I have set it under me, and it stays in nicely. It doesn't absorb any lube (I use water based). Easy to clean up.

  23. Rated 5 out of 5

    Anonymous (verified owner)

    WOW! Best dildo for both me and my wife!
    I bought this dildo to simulate a three way with my wife. It is a fantasy for both of us. When the package arrived I opened it up not thinking it would be much of anything. One look at this dildo and I actually started to get excited myself. I am totally straight but the look and feel of this thing had me stroking myself in minutes. When my wife caught me I was a bit embarassed but she immediately started oral on me and the dildo. Once she had it inside her she came immediately. Don't hesitate to buy this. It is great!

  24. Rated 5 out of 5

    joe (verified owner)

    Great Size
    I bought this for the wife to add another toy to our arsenal. We did not have a realistic looking dildo, so i thought the wife might enjoy. Also to maybe encourage her own self play. Needless to say we just tried it out during a play time, and she loved it. She said its the closest feeling to the actual thing. She didnt care too much for others in the past but this she took control her self and enjoyed the sensations. Good purchase. I wouldnt suggest getting a longer one unless you know for sure she can handle. This really is the perfect size.

  25. Rated 5 out of 5

    G (verified owner)

    This is absolutely AMAZING. When I first bought it I was scared the girth would be too small, or even a to big. BUT ITS PERFECT. It's a little above average and amazing. It's also A LOT bigger than I thought it would be, never mind it LOOKING so real but the TEXTURE! The texture is AMAZING. So life like ! It's actually better than most real ones! I also like that it has a suction cup on the bottom, I Like to stick it to the wall and deepthroat it. But theres 100 other uses for the suction cup!! The head is perfect, Balls are perfect and life like. PLEASE BUY THIS! YOU.WILL.NOT.REGRET. IT! Now the box it came in, is a normal white box with just my address on it. Completely secret, no one would ever know you just bought a sex toy. This is my favorite toy ever, My friends getting one too! I HIGHLY Recommend this!

  26. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jennay (verified owner)

    OMG this is Awesome
    I purchased the Average Joe- The Bartender Miguel a couple of months ago. I have to say that this was one of the best purchases that I have ever made! He is so life like and has the ability to hit the g-spot perfectly. I have never screamed so much in my life! 🙂 The suction cup for hands free play makes riding in the shower or on a chair convenient so I can either spread my ass or stimulate my titties while getting slammed! I highly recommend this product.

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