Vibrator Mistaken for Face Massager

Vibrator Mistaken for Face Massager

There’s something to be said for discreet sex toys. When they’re truly discreet, no one will know you have one or that you’re using it. But can a vibrator be so stealth that other people have no idea it’s a sex toy? Apparently so, because two British parents were completely fooled recently. Noemi Billeci ordered a Satisfyer Pro 2 for herself. When it arrived, her mother opened it (we have questions about that!) and thought it was a massager, specifically a face massager.

If you’re cringing now, just wait, it gets better (or is that worse?). Billeci’s mom turned it on and tried it out on her own face. And then tried it on Billeci’s dad’s face! If you’re keeping track, this clitoral stimulator has now been on two faces but not once on the clit of the person who bought it. An early review from Billeci’s mom was that the sensations felt like “someone licking her face.” 

Anyone who’s tried the Satisfyer Pro 2 might agree with that “licking” review. No word on Noemi Billeci’s personal experience with the popular vibrator, though can any review top the “my mom thought it was a face massager” and seemed to enjoy it?

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