Rotting Dildo Found in Attic

Rotting Dildo Found in Attic

What happens when a dildo is left, forgotten, in an old attic for who-knows-how-long? Not only will it be covered in dust, but it will start to rot. Also, you might be embarrassed when an electrician discovers it while doing work on your home. 

It happened to 27-year-old Raychel Bonney recently. She was having security cameras installed in her home, and the electrician needed to get into the attic to install a new electrical outlet. Once up there, he found an old, sad, filthy, gross dildo — forgotten by someone long enough to rot.

The electrician found it funny, but Bonney was mortified, protesting to him and online that it definitely wasn’t her dildo. She’d lived in the home for a couple of years but hadn’t ventured into the attic much. She and neighbors speculate it likely belonged to the couple who lived at the address before her. The reason? They were known to frequently have loud, raucous sex with the windows open for all to hear.

Hopefully, Bonney knows she has nothing to be embarrassed about. No word on whether the neighbors finally realized where their previously lost sex toy was found — or if they want it back. 

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