How to Have a Naughty Little XXX-Mas

How to Have a Naughty Little XXX-Mas

Whether you made the naughty or nice list this year is irrelevant – everyone can have a sexy Christmas with a little help from Jack and Jill.
Heat things up in the bedroom with the following tips, if for no other reason than, baby, it’s cold outside!

1. Create a 12 Days of Sexmas List: Four calling birds? Three French hens? How about four screaming O’s and three cock rings? Write your own list and count down the days until Christmas the naughty way. For an extra dose of creativity, alternate each day and choose six fantasies each.

2. Dress up in lingerie: Go all-red-everything with sexy lingerie from Jack and Jill. Surprise him by planning a date night and showing up in nothing but red fishnets and a Santa hat. It’s okay if you miss dinner (or have dessert first). We have everything from fetish wear to negligees.

3. Stuff his stocking: Skip the mini chocolates and silly toys – give your man a grown-up stocking stuffer full of your favorite lubricants, condoms, and travel-size sex toys. The Wireless Rockin Rabbit Vibrating Ring is the perfect gift for the two of you as it will keep him harder longer while delivering pulsating waves of pleasure directly to your clit.

4. Hang mistletoe: It may seem like a simple enough gesture, but decorating your home will help you get into the festive (and feisty) spirit better than anything else. Up the ante by opting for a quick feel or make-out session every time you meet under the mistletoe. Stocking your holiday minibar won’t hurt either.

5. Channel your inner Martha Stewart: Rather than focus on the perfect gift from the mall, make your husband a Christmas card with sex coupons or cook dinner wearing nothing but an apron and heels. Think outside the box by aiming for sentimental gifts like a living room strip tease or a promise to fulfill his every desire on Christmas eve.

6. Get out of town: Sometimes a vacation is all you need to reignite the flame. Why not book a hotel during the holidays? If you have family obligations or a tight budget, plan a short staycation in your hometown. Just remember to turn your phones off and bring a bottle of wine to snuggle up with by the fire.

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No matter how you choose to celebrate, we at Jack and Jill are committed to delivering the perfect holiday gifts straight to your door with discreet packaging and billing so curious house guests are none the wiser. After all, Christmas seems to come earlier every year – why can’t you do the same?

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